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Personal Stuff

The Fine Art of Getting Whacked in the Nuts

by Denis Faye | October 27, 2020

It’s safe to say that 2020 has been a collective kick to the gonads for the majority of the human race. But if you’re reading this, here’s a crappy little silver lining for you: You’re not dead. Don’t get me wrong; I’m

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Life is like a bag of dicks

by Denis Faye | October 16, 2020

I’m a partial jerk. Not a complete jerk, since complete jerks tend to be too narcissistic to know they’re jerks, but definitely part of one—perhaps about 57% jerk. To the few readers who don’t already know this, I present

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Love Between Cups of Coffee

by Denis Faye | September 27, 2020
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Much like relationships and COVID-19, cleaning a fancy road bike is complicated. Sure, your childhood BMX probably just needed the occasional hosing (although leaving it out in the rain proved equally effective), but the modern ra

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